Kristen Stewart at the 2013 Oscars. Photo courtesy of Associated Press.
Live-tweeting is like open mike night for comedians (or aspiring humorists) with Internet access. And the Oscars is no different. From the red carpet to the awards themselves, everyone jumped online Sunday night with jokes to share.
Joel McHale
Kristin Chenoweth's Oscar gown brought to you by GapKids. #OscarsWithJoel
— Joel McHale (@joelmchale) February 25, 2013
Sarah Silverman
Is Kristen Stewart fundamentally against brushes? — Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) February 25, 2013
Anne Hathaway’s Nipple
We'd just like to point out that we won Best Supporting Actress without *any* support. #Oscars
— AnneHathawayNipples (@HathawayNipple) February 25, 2013
Patton Oswalt
POP YOUR CLAWS, HUGH -- every other person on Twitter #Oscars — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) February 25, 2013
Team Coco
Bradley Cooper should have won for "The A-Team." Just sayin'. #Oscars
— Team Coco (@TeamCoco) February 25, 2013
Oscar Goer
Just met Bryan Cranston. He did not try to sell me meth. #disappointed — OscarGoer (@OscarGoer) February 25, 2013
Billy Eichner
Quvenzhane Wallis's puppy purse is the new Taylor Swift.
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) February 24, 2013
Robert Verdi
Best dressed at the #oscars - the sock puppets! — Robert Verdi (@RobertVerdi) February 25, 2013
Joan Rivers
When I attend the Oscars I'm on the edge of my seat. Not because I'm nominated-I just don't want to catch anything from some starlet.
— Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) February 24, 2013
Go Fug Yourself
Cooper must be hating that he's having to do the awards circuit in his Hangover 3 hair. #peopleoscars — Go Fug Yourself (@fuggirls) February 25, 2013
The Academy
If #WeSawYourBoobs isn't trending in 5 minutes, then Twitter is probably broken. #Oscars
— The Academy (@TheAcademy) February 25, 2013
The Sklar Brothers
They should've just sent Liam Neeson into Iran to get those hostages.#bettermovie #mistaken — The Sklar Brothers (@SklarBrothers) February 25, 2013
