Kristen Stewart at the 2013 Oscars. Photo courtesy of Associated Press.
Live-tweeting is like open mike night for comedians (or aspiring humorists) with Internet access. And the Oscars is no different. From the red carpet to the awards themselves, everyone jumped online Sunday night with jokes to share.
Kristin Chenoweth's Oscar gown brought to you by GapKids. #OscarsWithJoel
— Joel McHale (@joelmchale) February 25, 2013
Is Kristen Stewart fundamentally against brushes? — Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) February 25, 2013
Anne Hathaway’s Nipple
We'd just like to point out that we won Best Supporting Actress without *any* support. #Oscars
— AnneHathawayNipples (@HathawayNipple) February 25, 2013
Bradley Cooper should have won for "The A-Team." Just sayin'. #Oscars
— Team Coco (@TeamCoco) February 25, 2013
Quvenzhane Wallis's puppy purse is the new Taylor Swift.
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) February 24, 2013
When I attend the Oscars I'm on the edge of my seat. Not because I'm nominated-I just don't want to catch anything from some starlet.
— Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) February 24, 2013
Go Fug Yourself
— The Academy (@TheAcademy) February 25, 2013
The Sklar Brothers