Courtesy of Distinctive Assets
If you win an Oscar, you get a shiny trophy, the recognition of your peers, all kinds of media coverage, and usually a better bargaining position for your next project. But what happens if you lose? Well, at very least, your kid gets to go to clown school.
Distinctive Assets is an American marketing firm that every year hands out "goodie bags" to the people who were nominated for Academy Awards but didn't win, and as it turns out, there's a pretty amazing selection of treats in store for the folks who didn't come in first.
This year's package includes a professional class in circus skills for the nominee's child, athletic shoes that have been customized with original artwork, a week at an upscale health spa, sessions with acupuncture and aromatherapy experts, and a year of VIP service at Heathrow Airport in London. And if you're brave enough, you can also use the "Vampire Face Lift" included in the package, a cosmetic procedure that "blood derived growth factors" -- whatever thatRead More »from Goodie bags for Oscar nominees: circus school, ‘portion control’ plates, ‘Vampire Face Lifts,’ and other oddball gifts for the losers