By Martin D'Souza, Bollywood Trade News Network

I've heard of leave your-brain-behind movies but for NO SMOKING, you should leave your self behind! Seriously this is absurd cinema. Bizzare, strange, illogical, ridiculous, silly and what have you... As you leave the theatre, Bipasha Basu comes on screen for a song and you wonder what that was all about. I mean, wasn't being pounded on the head for two-and-a-half hours not good enough for Anurag Kashyap? Then what was the point of the song; that too after everyone has walked out??? Still trying to figure that one out. NO SMOKING is all about trying to get the central character, John Abraham, who is a committed smoker, to quit the habit. And what unfolds is what I have explained in the second sentence. Ok, the film is stylish and has good production values, but what good is that if the film makes no sense at all? Just what was on Anurag Kashyap's mind?? I guess he was as clueless, that's why this senseless exercise titled NO SMOKING. Don't waste your time and money on this farce of a movie.