Golden Globe Awards: Best quotes from the show

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler host the 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards showTina Fey and Amy Poehler host the 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards show on Sunday (Photo: Paul Drinkwater NBC)

"What does it say? [looking at her award] I beat Meryl!"

--Jennifer Lawrence, Best Performance By An Actress In A Motion Picture – Comedy Or Musical for her role in "Silver Linings Playbook"

“Thank you for this lovely blunt object that I will forevermore use as a weapon against self-doubt."

--Anne Hathaway, Best Performance By An Actress In A Supporting Role In A Motion Picture for her role in "Les Miserables"

"Are you sure there’s room for another ex-president on the stage?"

--Daniel Day-Lewis, Best Performance By An Actor In A Motion Picture – Drama for his role in "Lincoln"

"Really this award is about Tony Mendez."

--Ben Affleck (who won Best Director -- Motion Picture) on the real life CIA agent who inspired "Argo"

"Wow, the cast of 'Downton Abbey' has some tremendous weed backstage."

--Aziz Ansari, who needed to be carried off stage by fellow presenter Jason Bateman

"I also promised myself if I ever got this chance I would thank Chad Lowe."

-- Lena Dunham, after "Girls" won Best Television Series -- Comedy or Musical

"This is a damn surprise, and I’m happy to be surprised."

-- Quentin Tarantino, winner of Best Screenplay – Motion Picture for "Django Unchained"

"Anyone can grow a bloody beard."

-- Sacha Baron Cohen (presenter) to Daniel Day-Lewis

"We've literally come for a night out. We were not expecting this. Thank you so much! We've been pissing ourselves laughing the whole night."

-- Adele, who won for Best Original Song in a Motion Picture for "Skyfall." The multi-Grammy Award-winning singer also thanked her newborn son.

"It is the most fun party of the year, and tonight, I feel like the prom queen."

-- Jodi Foster as she accepted her Cecil B. DeMille Award

"Wow, what an exciting guest. That was Hillary Clinton's husband!"

-- Golden Globes co-host Amy Poehler on Bill Clinton (who was a presenter)

"I want to dedicate this to my mom who I know is up there tonight looking down on me bursting, telling [everyone] how well her son is doing at 'acting.'"

-- Damian Lewis, who won Best Performance By An Actor in a Television Series -- Drama for his role in "Homeland"

"Thank you to Fox for being crazy enough to make this movie."

-- Michael Danna, who won for Best Original Score -- Motion Picture for "Life of Pi"

"My children will be so relieved."

-- Julianne Moore, after winning for Best Performance By An Actress In A Mini-Series Or Motion Picture Made For Television for her role in HBO's "Game Change"

"When it comes to torture, I trust the lady who spent three years married to James Cameron."

--Golden Globes co-host Amy Poehler on "Zero Dark Thirty" director Kathryn Bigelow

"The north star is that one. Tada!"

-- Christoph Waltz, after he won a supporting actor Golden Globe for his performance in "Django Unchained"

"Quentin Tarantino is here -- the star of all my sexual nightmares."

-- Golden Globes co-host Tina Fey

"Ricky Gervais couldn't be here tonight because he is no longer technically in show business."

-- Golden Globes co-host Tina Fey

"You can smell the pills from here."

-- Golden Globes co-host Amy Poehler

"I feel a little proprietary about the place."

-- Ben Affleck on being back at the Beverly Hills Hotel, where he shot part of "Argo."

"I just watched 'The Impossible' last night. There was not a single dry spot on my face. I was bawling..."

-- Julianne Hough (from the red carpet)